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Wowzers un qué día maravilloso del nigger.-Bill Cosby- [02 Aug 2004|01:25am]
Hola mis amigos eran hoy maravillosos. Colgué hacia fuera con un agente americano africano muy famoso nombrado cuenta cosby. él era muy estúpido para los individuo negros pero él tenía un pene enorme. Primero de toda la cuenta era así que medio que coge él mata a una persona blanca y estola que su coche entonces mientras que éramos conduciendo él gritó en algún cabrito retardado el refrán le consigue a trabajo idiota estúpido mientras que lo perfora en su cara.


Quote of the day:


"I'm un espectro del olor."

-Mi amigo Eddie Murphy-
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HOLA! [29 Apr 2004|10:22pm]
Hey fellow americans........today was intresting i met tom hanks and we spent a day together. first we went to the park and had a picnic tom had a fresh bolongia sandwich and pigged out on pie i told tom he was pigging out and he said"I hate my life please kill me..." silly tom what a character. After that we went to this wierd meeting to fora club tom was the leader of he was chanting wierd words like "hail" and "what do we want, power when do we want it now". I was scared they dressed up like ghosts they gave me a good spook. After that we got in his hyndia accent and went and met up with some of his friends. He has alot of friends dr. kavorian, Andrew Alfono,and Michael J. Fox. Later we went to toms house to play some jenga, boy that mjf sure sucks he shook all over and knocked down all the blocks, i laughed at him.....he got mad and called me a cruel human being but we are still friends after a exchange of words such as buttmuncher weiner fart knocker and you have no career you were on spin city and you played the voice of staurt little wow real fucking cool.overall today was a good day except for being fucked in the ass 12 times by weisly snipps.....not cool. TOm is also in this weird group nabla he wants me to join but i kicked him in the balls and said john stamos has my heart.



this isnt meant to offend its a joke...........FON IS THE MAN
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HEY [27 Apr 2004|07:58pm]
[ mood | GUILTY AS CHARGED ]

Hey i know i've been gone for awhile sorry i was in cambodia helping little children fight their hunger because their starving.............nah who am i kiddin' son was chillin' in the crib w/ jam master J and Tu-pac even though their dead....I also pissed on the grave of Pee Wee Hermans even though he isn't dead but his career is....
I am also very sad....because if u had heard the news John stamos is filing a devorce from wife rebecca romane stamos....this is a national tragedy...the gov't is considering making a draft for the war due to this event......im sorry........im speechless...



Quote of the day:

"I'm a dickhead with a small penis"



-Eddie Murphy-


I'll ttyl X0X0X0X

Good BYe For Now:


P.S. John Ritter is dead.RIP 1944-2003 we love you john............:(

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fun [10 Apr 2004|11:09pm]
[ mood | thirsty ]

today was fun went to the movies

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[10 Apr 2004|04:36pm]
[ mood | gay ]

dear journal,

Today was intresting me and skeet went to the honker burger after seeing the beets then we had a blast with mr. dink he made a coo coo time machine that took us back to the ice age well it was ok but pork chop was eaten by a wull-mammoth and skeet wa rape by 7 cave...........well until next time chu


-Douglas Funnie-

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s-bird [10 Apr 2004|04:27pm]
well today was interesting.............i made a sandwich


quote of the day: "come u cheapskates" -kevin francis byrnes-
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[09 Apr 2004|10:39pm]
[ mood | geeky ]

This is me Sean Fitch, today i sat at home and masturbated. I cummed all over my pink pather socks. WOOPS!! HEHE. I also became a big fan of Salute your shorts, can you say emmy. Shit nigga, i need some pussy. Im thinking about rocking my neighbors socks. Shes got a big old fashion booty, Califronia style. I just need to learn how to keep it up. Then i will become an unvirgin but you know what that means? a vampire can kill me!!!. DAMN YOU SEXX!!!!!!!


Now for Seans quote of the day:

Cross my heart, Hope to die, Stick a pizza in my mouth.


p.s. Donkey lips is my backround and Zeke the plumber is my icon.

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